im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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