i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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