Its about making memories worth repressing
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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