I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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