4 words: hood of his car
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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