all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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