On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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