If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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