Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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