ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hey! you should come over!
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