Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
