btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
