It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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