he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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