I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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