Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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