Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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