she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can't turn off my feet"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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