Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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