I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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