I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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