Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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