Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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