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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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