i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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