Dual....:-)
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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