big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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