Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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