Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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