I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
it glows. i had to have it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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