when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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