You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
My hand turned me down
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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