Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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