You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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