Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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