Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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