my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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