I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
