why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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