He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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