You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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