Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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