how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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