I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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