i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
