We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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