I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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