Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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