Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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