Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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