Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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