Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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