Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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