Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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