I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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