Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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